Teenagers of America

First off, I would like to apologize to anyone that I may have offended during my teen years, because like the teens of today they have no clue how annoying they really are.

I want to start off on the issue of haircuts these days, or should I say lack there of. Apparently it is really "cool" to just let your hair grow out, not brush it and just plop on a retarded DC shoes hat or do the constant Emo hair flip out of your eyes. (Side note: for the little league baseball players out there. If you have long hair, before you put your hat on push the hair off of your forehead then put your hat on. Do not just sit the cap on your head with all of your hair still in your face). Have you ever tried to talk to someone that sits there and keeps flicking their neck about to get the hair out their face as you are trying to talk to them. I know pretty annoying, right.

Or this new phenomena that is replacing the guido blowout which is the fo-hawk. Apparently the guidos have found something else to do with their hair that makes them look absolutely ridiculous. Or the ghetto version of the fo-hawk made famous by Diddy when he was training for the marathon and brought to national attention during the Ray-Phillies world series.

Whatever happened to the oldie but goodie fade or the slick back or the part, I don't have any problem with the looks of today if you can pull them off, but for the most part a lot of you can't. It seems like kids just want to do stuff just to be different and for no other reason what so ever.

This leads me to the extremely tight t-shirt and skinny jeans argument. I don't know who started this trend but it really needs to stop. I am not interested to see what kind of boxers you have on or what your belly button looks like or what kind of studded belt you are wearing. I don't know if some people know this but t-shirts do come in other sizes besides a kids small. So please fit yourself accordingly.

The same goes for "skinny" jeans. Guys honestly, you want to be out on the streets rocking jeans that your sister could fit into or probably wears herself. This is ridiculous. I was unaware that this is also considered to be the norm for the youth of America. Apparently wearing jeans that force you to walk like a duck are what's hot on the streets right now. Well let's cool it down on the streets. Just because Lil Wayne rocks them doesn't mean that every kid who likes his music should go out there and make a fool of himself.