Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Car Code of Conduct

Some of the people out there that have licenses must have slept with the guy at the DMV or paid someone off because they do not deserve to be on the road. I understand how hard it is for someone to flick that little handle underneath the steering wheel to signal a change in lanes. But can we show show a little more respect for our fellow drivers and let others know when we are just going to come shooting into my lane.

If you have a fast car, USE IT!!!. I don't understand how some of these people with BMWs, Mercedes, Lexuses, etc just cruise along in the left lane and bog down traffic. If you pay all that money for a car, show it off and stop pissing me off by going slow.

I know there is a law against using your cell phone for calls, but someone needs to stop the driving and texting. I know the new craze in the world is text messaging, but its pretty difficult to follow the rules of the road while you are OMGing and C U L8tering to your other retarded friends.

This brings me to another point. Guys, if you are going car shopping stay away from the Jettas and Eclipses of the world. Because when other guys see these cars on the road we are expecting a hot chick to be behind the wheel not some douche blasting house music or Dave Matthews.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The people with the nice cars are driving slow so you can see them in their hot whip

Anonymous said...

This should have been titled "Thoughts While Cruising in the Passenger's Seat"